Ok, so...

Ok, so I discovered that I begin my entries with the same words each time. Do I speak like that? Have I been going through life this whole time beginning every conversation as if it were a joke about multiple religious figures entering a pub?

Maybe I'll keep it. Maybe I'll make it my schtick.

Ewww, I just imagined Having A Schtick. That would be really sad. That would be like, Larry from Three's Company sad.

Ok, so I won't do it any more.

Damnit.