Random thoughts

One time, my friend Josh and I were talking about nothing in particular, and I asked him his weight. He said, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to eat you."

When I have a lot of sneezes all in a row, I call it "having a sneezure." I think my mom made the term up, but I could be wrong.

When people say, "yes," I turn around, thinking that they've called my name.