Sleepy Pizza

Recipe for decadence:

Sominex
Cold, leftover, but really yummy pizza
A very considerate spouse or significant other

Take 1 Sominex. Do whatever getting-ready-for-bed regimen you normally do for about 20 minutes. Get into bed with your spouse or significant other. Cuddle for a few moments and then decide to have sex. Have really awesome sex. Bask in the afterglow. Mention that you're really happy and sleepy but you are thinking about a slice of leftover pizza. Accept spouse's offer to bring you a slice of pizza in bed. Without sitting up, eat the slice of pizza, making happy noises, and then fall asleep.