Bumper stickers

I have decided that I'm going to go ahead and put bumper stickers on my new car. I'm still that kind of person. I am fairly sure I will be that kind of person for at least the next handful of years. If I change my mind, it's nothing that careful removal with hot soapy water can't fix.

There are a few kinds of bumper stickers I will avoid:

Sayings that begin with either of the words "I" or "My": So, who's saying "I hate mondays"? Is that the driver, or the car? Is the car's child an honor student?

Political stickers: I do not need any small minded people who disgree with my views to key my car.

Patriotic bumper stickers: It's not that I don't love this country, it's just that I don't feel compelled to conform to this expectation that people seem to have that I want to state it with my car. These people might as well all have stickers that say "Bandwagon Patriot since 9/11/01!"

Anti-cop stickers: As funny as "Bad cop! No donut!" may be, it's also certain to get you pulled over for going one mile over the speed limit.

So what kind of stickers will I put on my car? Primarily geeky stuff. My car is turning out to be an ultimate geekmobile even without bumper stickers, and I see no reason not to continue the trend. So far I have the Strong Bad and MST3K clings in the window, I have fuzzy D20's hanging from the rear-view mirror, I have an order in for a Starfleet Academy window sticker strip for the rear window, and my STRNGBD license plates will be ready at the DMV in about a week. I've also been drilling through some dice with my Dremel so I can make Mardi Gras style necklaces to also hang from the rear-view mirror, in imitation of the girly-girls who proudly display the ones that they may or may not have earned in front of Girls Gone Wild camera crews.